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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:40:10 -0400

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

Drabbles N Writings: myhead-itskillingme: milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:24:14 -0400

Drabbles N Writings: myhead-itskillingme: milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about...:

myhead-itskillingme:

milkydayy:

i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something

yahoo is going to regret this decision here comes the smut

Tumblr’s bottom lip quivered slightly as she felt the older, taller womans’…

This is why I love tumblr. XD

kkatkkrap: justdrinktea: so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here’s a general...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:22 -0400

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT.

Translations fuck everything up.

gnometeeth: A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:54:05 -0400

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:13:40 -0400

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

ilasja: satan beast It looked cute at first. Then I saw the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:59:01 -0400

ilasja:

satan beast

It looked cute at first. Then I saw the last picture, and freaked the fuck out. x.x

messed-up-logic: deckbemine: messed-up-logic: Fennekin! This...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:44:38 -0400

messed-up-logic:

deckbemine:

messed-up-logic:

Fennekin!

This is super adorable on soo many levels!

Yay! It reached 500 notes~!

nat-thebaseballbrat: lookititsjosh: Did I succeed?

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:15:08 -0400

nat-thebaseballbrat:

lookititsjosh:

Did I succeed?

askthosesillystickmen: So, that just happened…

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:01:09 -0400

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

awkwardly-handsome: zac-tac: kazard: residentfeline: roxasdav...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:59:33 -0400

awkwardly-handsome:

zac-tac:

kazard:

residentfeline:

roxasdavemakara:

lepreas:

caturday:

New trick

c???ats?!?!???

cat that is a no

how do cats even work

Cats:

A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.

The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”

The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.

One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.

A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.

A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.

If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.

A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.

Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.

The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.

Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.

Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.

A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.

A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.

Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.

A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.

A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.

A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.

And that’s how cat’s work.

Thanks science

Wow. That actually answered a question I had. Thanks Tumblr.

dorothy-cotton: you know what’s kind of ridiculous about gen 4 like in the previous gens the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:13:58 -0400

dorothy-cotton:

you know what’s kind of ridiculous about gen 4

like in the previous gens the legendary pokemon had been legendary, but they’d always been very tied to the physical realm. They were less like deities and more like great and powerful beasts you had tamed

Where as in gen 4 it’s like

fucking space time continuum motherfuckers who can literally rip apart the fabric of the universe

and i just fucking

catch it and like

put it in contests

put a bow on it make it dance around

I just witnessed a very heated arguement between two seniors at my high school over which is better,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:49:01 -0400

I just witnessed a very heated arguement between two seniors at my high school over which is better, the Gameboy or the Gameboy Color. What’s worse is that I wanted to join in.

Daww~

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:18:26 -0400

Daww~

Mission ImpASSible

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:40:49 -0400

A short Nave drabble brought on my some people in the-smart-eddboy ‘s stream. I was gonna give them credit, but by the time I finished writing, the stream was over, so if you recognize this idea from the stream, feel free to let me know so I can add your name. =P

Rave (c) Kirakurry

Nat (c) C2ndy2cid

Note: I’m sorry if they’re ooc. I’m still working on how to write these two.

Rave awoke to sunlight streaming through the curtains. Looking to his side, he saw that his lover was still asleep, clutching at the brunette’s arms, as if to tell him not to leave. Not wanting to disturb the cutie (not like he’d ever let his teal-headed lover know he though that) ,but knowing he was going to be late for morning rehearsal, Rave got up. Gathering his close, he headed into the bathroom to shower and dress. The sound of falling water flowed from the bathroom, waking up Nat, who yawned melodramatically. “Babe…?” he called softly, if only to make sure that his lover was truly in the shower.

Nat continued to lay in the bed, eyes closed, until the sound of the shower stopped. Opening one eye slightly, he watched the bathroom door, waiting for Rave to come out. His mind slowly began to form a plan, an extremely evil plan that would probably end in a beating from Rave, but would be oh-so worth it. Grabbing his camera from his bedside table, he hid it under the blankets, closing his eyes, and tried with all his might to look asleep. As his eyes blinked shut, the door to the bathroom opened, revealing a slightly wet Rave, completely dress. This would have disappointed Nat if he could have been able to see the brunette, but alas, he couldn’t.

Unknowing of his lover’s scheme, Rave, sat on the bed, as he did every morning, to put on his shoes. The shift in weight on the bed told Nat what the brunette was doing, and opening his eyes slightly only conformed the fact. His hands gripped the camera, readying himself for the moment Rave stood up, grabbing the hem of Rave’s pants when he did. With a quick jerk, Nat had his lover’s pants and underwear down, laying around his thighs. Pressing the button on the camera as fast as possible, the teal-haired boy prepared himself for his fate, a huge smirk running across his face. Rave spun around almost as soon as his pants had been pulled from his backside, anger filling every feature on his face. “Goldberg, you bastard!” His fist flew, quickly connecting with Nat’s face. Pulling up his pants, the brunette quickly left the room, fuming with anger.

Watching Rave leave, Nat lay on the bed, his smirk still intact, but now with a slightly bloody nose. “So worth it.” A breathy laugh slipped through the smirk on his face as he looked through the pictures to find the most recent, an almost perfect shot of Rave’s ass. “I finally got a picture!” Nat then proceeded to hold the camera over his head like an item found in the Legend of Zelda.

Practicing regular and reverse Kevin/Edd plus the Remember logo....

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:08:19 -0400

Practicing regular and reverse Kevin/Edd plus the Remember logo. The scribbled over thing in the middle is my friend’s.

birdandmoon: Happy spring, nature lovers! Here’s this comic on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:19:58 -0400

birdandmoon:

Happy spring, nature lovers! Here’s this comic on my site.

Edit: lots of discussion on my Facebook Page about whether actinomycetes are fungi or bacteria. Actinomycetes are now classified as gram-positive bacteria, though they have fungus-like characteristics. I highly recommend this book for the budding (or zoosporulating?) bacteriophile!

tastefullyoffensive: [jspowerhour] My life in a comic. XD

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:09:16 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[jspowerhour]

My life in a comic. XD

sobrightandelicate: qtmaster: toromiko: niceknickerss: nu-pog...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:05:23 -0400

sobrightandelicate:

qtmaster:

toromiko:

niceknickerss:

nu-pogodi:

carlossheldonmoustache:

I feel so sorry for those non Europeans who don’t know of Eurovision, It means they could have never of seen Ukraine’s 2007 entry into the contest…

A classic.

for those who don’t know or don’t that much about eurovision

this is all u need to know

iTS HERE

never forget.

The ultimate Eurovision tune. God I love Eurovision.

And THIS is why every European country is better than America. Why does the US have to suck so much? DX

221spooky: she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:30:00 -0400

221spooky:

she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it

kiwibutt: kyleehenke: scribblenauts: the dangerous effects of...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:26:17 -0400

kiwibutt:

kyleehenke:

scribblenauts:

the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra

ah yes my spirit animal

total cutie